A Story of Rick the Killer Rick hated a girl named Vivianne, so he planned to murder her. Vivianne loved fake feminism so Rick opened a buffet restaurant next to Vivianne's office. The restaurant was called Feminism Buffet, so of course Vivianne went there everyday. Little did she knew that Rick put poison in the food and she became addicted and weaker and weaker everyday by eating at Rick's restaurant.
Finally there came a day when Vivianne went to the restaurant and saw that there was no food at all. Bitch went all crazy and shouted "Why there ain't no fucking food? Gimme something to eat!" And then Rick appeared from the kitchen with a thick book in his hand. Vivianne saw the title of the book and gasped "Real Feminism? What the fuck???" And then Rick cried "Eat this you fucking bitch!" By then Vivianne was too weak to fight, so she couldn't dodge when Rick threw the book at her. The book hit Vivianne hard and she flew backwards and hit the floor with her head. She died a few minutes later. Rick dismembered Vivianne's fat body and started a new business --- selling human flesh. Vivianne's flesh was mostly sold to Elcent, who craved for female's bodies. The price wasn't low, but Rick knew Elcent wanna be some cool dude who didn't give a fuck about what society said, so he told Elcent that cannibalism is underrated, just like being antisocial. So Rick successfully sold Vivianne's flesh with a good price and lived a frugal life and became the very embodiment of Hakka Spirit. Author's Note: 會寫這篇完全是因為朋友Rick被公司的一個女權自助餐的瘋婆子Vivianne弄到快瘋了,後面還要嗆一下他的客家精神 (Rick自己也很愛,拜託別說我歧視)。 現在再來看只覺得我寫了三小......
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