The Birthday Boy and the Silent Boy
Once there were two boys, one was noisy and one couldn’t speak. The noisy one was called Elcent, he looked forward to his 16th birthday party. What he didn’t know was that he would prick his finger on the spindle and sleep for a hundred years until his true love came to wake him up.
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The Dragon Knight
Once upon a time there was a knight called Rick. Rick had many friends among the knights. However, Rick didn’t want male friends. His craving for female friends became stronger and stronger each day, and he felt sad and lonely. A Story of Rick the Killer
Rick hated a girl named Vivianne, so he planned to murder her. Vivianne loved fake feminism so Rick opened a buffet restaurant next to Vivianne's office. The restaurant was called Feminism Buffet, so of course Vivianne went there everyday. The Short Story of Doing Do
One day Elcent met a girl named Do. He asked Do to go to a movie with him. Do said yes. At the end of the movie Elcent knelt down with one knee and asked Do "Will you marry me?" Do said yes. So Cat Tom Rick and Tim were all invited to Elcent and Do's wedding. After the wedding, we all told Elcent to go do Do. So Elcent did Do and enjoyed doing Do. 人生有時候(幾乎每天)都會有些不如意,喝點小酒寫出來的亂七八糟故事除了反映現實生活,也是小小的消遣一下生活的不順。 剛開始是寫給朋友看的,所以也沒多在意標點符號,時態也沒多一致,有些梗如果不是大學同學就看不懂。 但我懶爆。所以就這樣吧。 The Story of Taking Control
One day Tom found a kitten on the street, he stopped and looked at it. "Hello, kitty." The kitten suddenly seemed furious, it growled and cried "I ain't no motherfucking kitty you motherfucking fucker fuck!" Tom was scared, but he did not allow anyone to insult him. So he snatched the kitty up and threw it on his shoulder. The kitten scratched and squealed but Tom didn't give a fuck. |
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